I moved my personal blog! Go ahead and follow ghostwithabodycount! that’s my new personal! this one is now an archive!!

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

Weird that y’all think I’m sort of a disaster now and the majority of you haven’t been following me very long. I started this blog when I was 16. You all missed out on such gems as the time I wanted to go to a concert but I had to do the dishes first and I stashed a really disgusting pot in the broken never used dishwasher to do later

And forgot about it for two months.

And when I realized what I’d done and yanked it out there was a climax community eco system in there. Like a for real old growth forest.

I didn’t know what to do. Whatever grew in t definitely had to be part of its molecular structure by that point. I was super paranoid no matter how well I cleaned it that it’s still poison my family with some sort of new mutated super pathogen.

But I couldn’t let my mom know what happened.

So I buried it in the backyard.

And I was in the clear for two years, until someone in my family was digging back there, and it was unearthed, and my mom found out everything,

And I walked into my basement bedroom and it was in my window like the damn pet cemetery

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Burying it cleaned it super well though so honestly I did the right thing.

So I’m getting a lot of messages from people who have similar stories and I think we need to pose this to archaeologists as a new theory to major pottery finds

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Hold on if I get my mom on the phone will you make that an official statement

raderizo:

destiny plush

pardonmewhileipanic:

stunningpicture:

A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds

nature is brutal

schoute:

jaehaerys1:

doctah-plague:

manwiththesquidhat:

I’m sitting on the toilet.

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THIS MAKES ME FUCKIN LOSE IT EVERY FUCKING TIME

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

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a soft friend rests in the light

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Uh oh… getting… sleepy….

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Unconchious

doodlecupcake:

monochrome-flight-feathers:

artist-rayne:

the-panic-button-collector:

dimespin:

“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”

This is such a good illustration of emotional abuse

Just a reblog to spread the most UN noticed abuse, be aware

and reminder for everyone to be patient with your loved ones who apologize constantly, or have a really emotional reaction to something that seems insignificant to you.

I actually want to cry

ad-hominem-sappies:

porko-rosso:

heirdragonair:

porko-rosso:

theprisonindustrialcomplex:

programmerhumour:

true

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this isn’t a joke 

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Reminder that someone programed pokemon red into minecraft using redstone and it was completely playable

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MAD LAD

mehofkirkwall:

i love humanity and our weird obsession with making drinking various liquids very hard to drink, for the fun of it

ps